





Our final day we awoke at 4B1 to gathering clouds and the occasional low-flying plane or helicopter. The latter was somewhat startling in such a remote place and I worried that maybe there was a forest fire somewhere nearby.
Stephen with the flag of his mountaineering club back in Taiwan.
Me at 4B1. The orange thing is my GPS unit. My camera is in the black case. My backpack weighs a ton and my hair braids are going on their third day with no re-braiding.
One last glimpse of Joseph's Coat before we head to the left (southwest). As we made our way out of the Joseph's Coat/Whistler Geyser area, I led us up a gentle ridge that linked up with our GPS trail from our hike in from 4M2 everyone followed me except for Andrew who broke off from the group. Pilar and I called for him and he answered back for some time before he wandered out of shouting distance. He hadn't told us what he was doing or when to expect him to rejoin us. I wasn't too worried about us. I had my trusty orange GPS unit and I was following our trail from the other day in reverse. From time to time an especially thick cloud layer blocked reception, but generally we stayed right on course. We walked right into 4M2 without much trouble but we were unnerved to see that Andrew wasn't there waiting for us as we'd guessed he would be. We sat for a moment and decided to yell for him. Our calls were answered, but by several voices coming from Wapiti Lake Trail. It was Rachel, Zack and Tim on the outward leg of their own Fairyland Expedition. Zack found us and went back for the others. While he was gone, Andrew limped into 4M2. We weren't sure whether to hug him or beat him senseless. He'd sprained his ankle while he was separated from us. He said he sat around for about 15 minutes in pain before pulling the laces of his shoe tighter and continuing on. Zack returned with Rachel and Tim and sat listening to our tales from Broad Creek for awhile. We told them how to find 4B1 and, "Don't go chasin' waterfalls." Then we watched as they disappeared over the hill toward Joseph's Coat. We sat around eating trail mix and Power Bars for awhile before we hit the trail. At this point we were very appreciative of the trail, admiring the trail crew's handiwork; the neatly cut deadfall that we didn't have to climb over and the way the trail avoided hills and bogs. We passed three large piles of grizzly scat and listened as distant thunder grew closer and felt sprinkles now and then as we hiked through the woods. 

Dawn breaks over the mountains into Joseph's Coat. Everyone is tired and slow-moving, especially Stephen. He didn't bring a sleeping bag, only one of the velour blankets from the cabins. I was so cold that I woke up twice; once to put my wool socks on and again to cinch my zero degree bag up around my head with only my nose sticking out. As cold as I was, I know Stephen must have been freezing. Still, he has been camping up here before, so I don't understand why he was so ill-prepared. We let him sleep another two hours and then bring him hot chocolate.
It was late morning by the time we left 4B1. We followed Broad around the Joseph's Coat Promontory and did our best to keep track of the drainages on our right so we wouldn't pass by Coffee Pot Creek by mistake. On the topo map it looked simple enough, it would be the third creek we passed. In reality, there were many more drainages and we soon lost track of where we were. The topo map looked tame, reality was not. 








The climb out through burnt lodgepole pines and cheerful pink fireweed, was slow, but in many ways not as bad as what awaited us on the ridge. Several times we knocked rocks loose. Andrew knocked the first one loose and Stephen turned pale as he watched it bounce past him into space. "You say, 'ROCK FALL!'" he requested with wide eyes. The ridge was a hot, desolate, burned out forest. When we left the creek to attempt to climb around the second fall we didn't realize that we were leaving it for good. On the ridge there were no creeks to pump water from and we ran out quickly in the heat. You could tell the force and direction of the fire as it roared through from the way in which all of the saplings were bowed in the same direction. It looked as if an apocalyptic wind had blown through the forest. The first little bit wasn't that bad. We could mostly walk between the matchstick trees, stepping over the occasional deadfall. After awhile we came to some thermal vents that were on the map. We joked that it was the easiest 500 feet we'd walked since Joseph's Coat. A herd of mule deer eyed us before bounding away into the Shallow Creek drainage. I wished that I could travel so effortlessly through the landscape as the deer. After the thermal area travel became more difficult. The burn was interspersed with dense, old-growth live forest. The thin lodgepole pines were replaced with massive fir trees. Stepping over deadfall was no longer an option for me. Now I had to climb over the fallen trees. My father calls this kind of landscape, "Matchstick Hell." I describe it as a giant's game of 'Pick-up Sticks.' We did our best to use the sturdier fallen trees as a network of crazy, zig-zagging sidewalks through the forest. It was scary though, as one slip might leave one of us skewered on a broken branch. 
Finally, as the sun met the ridges, I caught a glimpse of the slopes of Joseph's Coat. 
In the forest we found grizzly tracks on the trail and met a charming pine marten. We hiked a total of 5 miles to 4M2, the back country campsite that was to be our jumping off point into pathless wilderness. After lunch at 4M2 we punched in the coordinates for Whistler Geyser into our GPS units, pulled out the compasses, crossed our fingers and set out to the northeast. About two miles later we found ourselves at Whistler. We explored and speculated about which thermal feature was actually Whistler. The guys and I hiked up a dry creek bed into an area that reminded me of Roaring Mountain. 

The stumps turned out to be seats around the fire ring. A little ways off was a neatly painted sign "4B1." I yelled for Stephen and together we went back for Pilar and Andrew and the backpacks.
After we set up camp everyone was tired and napped on the meadow and on logs. I must have been running on the joy of discovering 4B1 though. I was still full of energy so I set out to explore Joseph's coat. 


Then I went back past the blue green lake and found another big fumarole that had coated the trees around it with white powder. They looked like ghostly flocked Christmas trees except for the bright green new growth. 
For dinner we had freeze-dried meals from the employee dining room. You just add boiling water, reseal the zip lock it comes in, let it sit 10 minutes or so, add the sauce powder, shake and squish to mix it and voila! A surprisingly good meal!
That night I had nightmares that one of our party would stumble in the dark into the thermal area 20 feet from the tents, break through the crust and be boiled alive. I had pointed out the thermal area to everyone so they would know, but I was still worried. The next night Stephen was surprised to see steam rising from one of the springs and we all laughed nervously when we realized he hadn't understood anyway!
Me as a Dr. Seuss elk-antlered creature.
This is a funny clip of our fearless leader addressing the troops before yet another thrilling day of cabin cleaning. Watch for the signature clipboard slap. Notice how enthusiastic everyone is. The carts are called "Molly Carts," the people in navy shirts are Team Leaders (TLs) and the maroon shirted folks like me are the Room Attendants (RAs).
So what do we do around here? CLEAN CABINS! and for an unlucky few, clean lodges. We wake up and eat in the EDR (Employee Dining Room) or, with the way they cook, "Eat Dead Rats." We have to be at the Linen Room by 8 am. If you're good, the TLs will fight over you. You swipe your card and report to Wren for your List. The List will make or break your day. A good list has more "Occupied" rooms than "Due Outs." We usually get about 12-15 rooms each. So you take your List and do some rough calculations that never pan out load up your Molly Cart with the amount of towels, washcloths, bathmats, pillowcases, sheets, TP, tissues, soaps, bear soaps, shampoos, ice bags, sanibags, literature, postcards, pens, cleaners, sponges and last but not least a toilet brush with a three inch handle. Needless to say, the toilets don't get cleaned all that often. Once you've chosen a functional Molly Cart (some have been wrecked in illegal Molly Cart races) and loaded all this stuff up, you head out to your assigned cabins. On the way you may pass a large grunting buffalo. If you're lucky the large buffalo is not laying in front of the cabin you have to clean. Once at the cabin door you recite the RA mantra, knock, knock, knock, "Hello, Housekeeping" three times. Sometimes, just to break up the routine you might use a foreign accent or an Exorcist Voice. If no one gripes at you for waking them up, you head on in and swing into action. Here's my routine: strip the beds, make the beds up with fresh sheets, strip the used towels, use a bath towel to wipe out the shower and bathroom floor, replace towels, clean mirror, sink, table, desk windowsills, empty the trash, look at the toilet. We have four cleaning solutions all of which go by colors: pink-foaming cleanser, yellow-disinfectant, green-air freshener, and blue-glass cleaner. Everyone competes to see who can clean successfully with just yellow. We are also supposed to "hand vaccume," walk around and pick up little bits of stuff. If you just let the chipmunks come in they will clean the floor for you though. As far as tips go, the lodges get the best tips, but they're the biggest pain in the butt. I was in Dunraven Lodge today and made $18 in tips off of my first four rooms. We're supposed to turn them in for tip pool but no one does. We have lunch at 11 am and clock back in at 11:45. You have to hurry or the lunch line goes out the door of the EDR. After lunch it's back to the cabins. On a good day I finish my rooms by 2 pm. When you finish you turn in your key and List and unload the cart. If you're lucky your team is finished too otherwise you have to help them. There are about 3 people on a team. The TLs drop in to see how you're doing throughout the day and report to the front desk which rooms are finished. A good TL will help you if you have a bad list or go get things you have forgotten or run out of from the linen room. A bad TL hides out until lunch taking naps or playing battleship. A really bad TL goes into rooms ahead of you and takes your tips!
That's about it in a nutshell. Next time you stay somewhere remember that the person who put the little cups out probably just cleaned the toilet. Those little paper caps really don't mean much.